i’m honestly just tryna level up spiritually, mentally, financially, physically, and emotionally!!!!
Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)
This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small
"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"
*hits on you* *actually hits you*
you either die team lads or you live long enough to see yourself become team gents
"whats your sexuality?" "money"
2 YEARS AGO DAMN I’M ALREADY ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL :(
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep